August 2012
tyrannia:
if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i start having an emotional breakdown
Girlfriend: *breathes*
Me: stop you're making me horny
sebastianthegirl:
agayofgays:
twodoorcinemaclubsoda:
America: where pizza is a vegetable and a woman is pregnant before she’s even pregnant
we tried
America we didn’t even try at all
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
makingitworse:
thatsnothowitworks:
jewishatheist:
oh, definitely!
yes
oh why the hell not.
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
discoveringdaniel:
thetradeofwar:
Yes, do it!
Yes. Have more of my obnoxious bids for asks from my followers.