December 2011
Toxic Tears: I'd text you first, but ... →
Then I feel like I’m annoying you. I think that if you really wanted to talk to me, you’d be the one to message me first. But then again, you’re probably thinking the same thing. I don’t want to be a hassle, I don’t want you to think I’m forcing you to chat with me. I just don’t want to bother…
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bare to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
This is so accurate it hurts.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I just remembered that one time I was in a...
frankenreagan:
autosuficiencia:
& my ex gf sent me to the grocery store to buy her lady things. I remember circling the aisle five times waiting for an old lady who was standing there to walk away. To this day I don’t know if she made me feel uncomfortable because she was old or because she was White.
I’m curious as to why an elderly woman was standing around the lady things aisle. ‘My...
This was the chinese minister Liu Ch'ung
did-you-kno:
with two pupils in both the eyes.
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Merry LATE Christmas.
Got sick a little. I didn’t really feel good so, I just haven’t been on lately. D: Well, here’s Alexander and I. Lazy butts with our trying smiles. :p
